Tales from the Optometrist's Chair

So... I had an eye appointment today. And the optometrist was a little too friendly. He was curious about my job, then again a lot of people are... but he called me "Kell" twice.

And I'm an excellent candidate for laser eye surgery he says.
Hmmm... lasers... my eyes... I don't think so.

The good news is my rods and cones are all in order.

Time for some new specs!